Sat in a coffee house in Harrogate listening to some ladies that lunch talking, and it’s left me baffled I’m shocked that people like this actually exist the subject range accompanied with the levels of seriousness are hilarious for example 1. Phone stopped sending texts – severity rating – 10! (One being not serious 10 being “shopping is band”) 2. Leaving the car unlocked in town as its easier to get in to when returning to it with bags of shopping! – severity rating – 3. 3. Child has ripped Barbour jacket sleeve – severity rating – 8. 4. Hair won’t “go” – severity rating – 9. 5. No tables free at ones favourite coffee bar – severity rating – 8.
All of these will be met with a typically over the top reaction almost knowingly as the LOL (lady of leisure) kicks up a stink on purpose for what seems like bragging rites! As she usually has all her demands met! Some one one day should give these silly pompous boilers a kick up their massively spoilt arses!
This is where we ask for perspective
I mean what would happen if the phone credit card and car were taken away and replaced with a meagre amount of money every week, a pay as you go phone and a bus pass? I think tears and paddys and probably a lot of complaining! They may argue that if they have the means then why not, I would argue remember others less fortunate when your barking about no tables left or your phone has broken some people can’t afford to fix their phone!!
Perspective Ladies Please
jonny boondock 